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Every Wrestlemania Ranked from Best to Worst
We typically like to stay out of sports but professional wrestling walks that fine line of athleticism and entertainment more readily than any other industry. Plus it's hard not to pay homage to our video store heritage without acknowledging the pivotal role that renting Wrestlemania VHS tapes every weekend played into the bygone movie rental era. Enough rationalizing, here's our extensive breakdown of the Best and Worst Wrestlemanias of All Time. #42. Wrestlemania IX Highlig
Apr 21


Every Stunt from the Jackass Movie Series Ranked from Best to Worst
After a decade of silence, the inevitable return of the Jackass saga is finally upon us. And as you would celebrate any comedic achievement in excellence, we've taken it upon ourselves to revisit the entire film series (FOH Bad Grandpa...) and rank every stunt in the Jackass Cinematic Universe from Best to Worst. Now updated with stunts from Jackass Forever, here's where every bit in the 20 year legacy ranks: #155. The Fortune Teller (Jackass: The Movie) By the time Jackass m
Nov 1, 2024


Every John Carpenter Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
While Michael Myers may get all the glory, we're taking a look at the man behind the legend - John Carpenter - and the illustrious career he had in the wake of his cultural milestone, Halloween. Carpenter's work behind the camera may only be overshadowed by his work in the recording studio, as he's produced some of the most iconic film scores of the past 50 years and provided multiple generations with the soundtrack to their nightmares. Here is every John Carpenter film ranke
Oct 31, 2024


Every Kevin Smith Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
It's hard to believe it's been over 30 years since a little black and white indie comedy from New Jersey tattooed the names Jay and Silent Bob onto the cultural zeitgeist forevermore. But with writer/director/podcaster Kevin Smith mythologizing his youth once again in his latest film, The 4:30 Movie, we thought we'd take this opportunity to see where it ranks amongst the rest of his catalog by ranking all of his movies from Best to Worst. Well, almost all of his movies. Haven
Oct 1, 2024


Top 10 Best Comedy Sequels of All Time
More often than not, comedy sequels tend to fall short of recapturing what made the originals so great. So with this week's release of Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice; we've gathered a list of the 10 Best Comedy Sequels of All Time (even though there's really not a whole lot to choose from). #10. Wayne's World 2 The pacing's a bit sloppy but overall, Wayne's quest to build his own music festival in Waynestock and the new batch of pop culture references we hit along the way make this
Sep 5, 2024


Every Kanye West Album Ranked From Best to Worst
#15. Donda 2 Donda 2 is tough to listen to for a number of reasons. Not the least of which being that the only way you could initially hear the album upon it's release was to purchase one of Kanye's exclusive $200 streaming devices that the record was trapped within like some kind of lost relic you downloaded from Limewire in 2003 and is now forever housed in the purgatory of your ancient MP3 player alongside Bright Eyes bootlegs and Jerky Boyz prank phone calls. But even sep
Sep 4, 2024


Year in Tiers 2023 - Disgusting Brothers
Finally, here we are at the mountain top of the absolute best of the best, gold medal, icons of industry, living legends. The Tom & Gregs of 2023 Movies, I give to you, the Disgusting Brothers: #7. The Holdovers Seasoned television writer David Hemingson, who's worked on everything from Black-ish to American Dad to Just Shoot Me to The Adventures of Pete and Pete, made his feature length debut with this endearing tale of 3 outcasts and their unlikely bond formed over having t
Jan 23, 2024


Year in Tiers 2023 - Tony Romo
Before any of you Tony Romo fanboys get your panties in a bunch, I'm of the opinion that if the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones hadn't waited until Tony's spine collapsed to give him some protection with a decent offensive line, Romo would have had a much different career. It's just that by the time Dallas stopped spending all of their resources on receivers and finally drafted some stellar lineman, the damage had already been done and Dak Prescott was there to swoop in and take th
Jan 23, 2024


Year in Tiers 2023 - Corn Flakes
As an adult, the instances where I find myself eating cereal are so few and far between that I can really only go for my absolute favorites when the opportunity presents itself. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Apple Jacks. Golden Grahams. Fruity Pebbles. Frosted Flakes. I'd NEVER take regular ass Corn Flakes as my #1 pick in the Breakfast Cereal Draft. They're perfectly fine. You won't starve. But nobody's picking Corn Flakes over anything else. These are the perfectly fine, but not a
Jan 23, 2024


Year in Tiers 2023 - Sega Dreamcast
Even though it was a commercial failure and essentially lead to the collapse of Sega as a formidable rival to Nintendo and Sony in the console wars, the Dreamcast wasn't ALL bad. Crazy Taxi was dope. And the Dreamcast also gave us the birth of NBA2k, arguably one of the greatest sports video game franchises of all time. So that's why we've chosen to categorize these lackluster films, that aren't complete failures - but still kinda suck - in the Sega Dreamcast Tier. #80. Some
Jan 23, 2024


Year in Tiers 2023 - Gas Station Toilets
Welcome to the Bottom Tier in our 2023 Year in Tiers Recap - The Gas Station Toilets
Jan 23, 2024


The Top 10 Nicolas Cage Movies of All Time (no seriously)
While Nicolas Cage has become something of a mythical living meme machine, it's easy to forget the dude has some legitimate gems under his belt buried in his ever growing filmography. These aren't the "so bad, they're good" list of the most unhinged Nicolas Cage experiences (although it's hard to post a list of Nic Cage films and not even mention Vampire's Kiss or Face-Off); but instead these are The Best Nic Cage Films of All Time. Seriously. Honorable Mention: Leaving Las V
Dec 4, 2023


Year in Tiers 2023 - Black Jackets
While there were a ton of great records released this year, there were only 9 that qualified for the top tier. The best of the best, gold medalist, Michael Jordans of 2023 albums - worthy of Gordon Ramsey himself dressing them in a Hell's Kitchen black jacket. What, am I the only one that watches Hell's Kitchen? It's not bad. Gordon Ramsey calls people doughnuts for some reason. There's like 20 seasons, you've really never seen it? The finalist get a black jacket...that's wha
Nov 28, 2023


Year in Tiers 2023 - The 1990's Atlanta Braves
There was a TON of awesome music released this year. So much so that our "good, but not great" tier was almost our largest collection of records. But that middle tier always swallows up the majority. Just barely this year though. And to signify sustained excellence without quite reaching dynastic status, we've chosen the 1990's Atlanta Braves to represent the incredible records that came up just a little short of championship pedigree. But make no mistake, like those perpetu
Nov 28, 2023


Year in Tiers 2023 - Kenan
Not all that memorable but you can definitely do a lot worse, our middle tier of 2023 albums has been given his namesake. Aww here it goes..
Nov 28, 2023


Year in Tiers 2023 - 3 Musketeers
3 Musketeers is all fluff. Don't get me wrong, you'll still eat it. But only after all the other candy options have been exhausted.
Nov 28, 2023


Year in Tiers 2023 - Fyre Festival
Here are our picks for the 4 Worst Albums of 2023
Nov 28, 2023


Top 10 Best Martin Scorsese Movies
If Hollywood were to build a Mount Rushmore commemorating the industry's most prolific filmmakers, right next to Steven Spielberg (or maybe even in front of him) would be the great Martin Scorsese. From his sweeping visionary steady-cam cinematography to his gritty introspective character studies and dissections of moral turpitude - Scorsese has developed one of the deepest and most varied catalogs of work over his storied 50+ year career. And while I truly think there's some
Oct 23, 2023


Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
#11. Tenet In a film that's sole purpose seems to be mind fucking it's audience, Tenet feels as if Nolan is actually the one who's in over his head most. The confounding narrative structure paired with an overly dramatic synth score and over the top performance from Kenneth Branagh feel like a desperate attempt in overcompensating for the film's lack of excitement and surprisingly flat action sequences. Instead, you're left with a loud, jumbled mess which even when pieced tog
Aug 1, 2023


Year in Tiers 2022 - Joey Chestnut
The final group in our 2022 Year in Tiers recap finds the absolute best of the best, industry standards we'll hold up for future generations to be measured against for years to come. These are the icons. The legends. Like 15 time Hot Dog Eating Champion and the renowned World Record holder for downing 76 hot dogs in 12 minutes - these are the indomitable, Joey Chestnuts of film. #6. Terrifier 2 Yet another instance of a sequel magnifying everything great about it's predecesso
Jan 24, 2023
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