We typically like to stay out of sports but professional wrestling walks that fine line of athleticism and entertainment more readily than any other industry. Plus it's hard not to pay homage to our video store heritage without acknowledging the pivotal role that renting Wrestlemania VHS tapes every weekend played into the bygone movie rental era. Enough rationalizing, here's our extensive breakdown of the Best and Worst Wrestlemanias of All Time. #42. Wrestlemania IX Highlig

#79. Choking Season 1, Episode 5 There are a lot of I Think You Should Leave bits that can be boiled down to just Tim being a liar and then going to the most ridiculous lengths imaginable to uphold said lie, through seemingly insurmountable levels of escalating tension. But as Tim's character tries to conceal the fact that he's choking to avoid looking foolish in front of his favorite actor-musician-designer, Caleb Went, the tension kind of crumbles under Tim's bad acting in

After a decade of silence, the inevitable return of the Jackass saga is finally upon us. And as you would celebrate any comedic achievement in excellence, we've taken it upon ourselves to revisit the entire film series (FOH Bad Grandpa...) and rank every stunt in the Jackass Cinematic Universe from Best to Worst. Now updated with stunts from Jackass Forever, here's where every bit in the 20 year legacy ranks: #155. The Fortune Teller (Jackass: The Movie) By the time Jackass m

While Michael Myers may get all the glory, we're taking a look at the man behind the legend - John Carpenter - and the illustrious career he had in the wake of his cultural milestone, Halloween. Carpenter's work behind the camera may only be overshadowed by his work in the recording studio, as he's produced some of the most iconic film scores of the past 50 years and provided multiple generations with the soundtrack to their nightmares. Here is every John Carpenter film ranke

It's hard to believe it's been over 30 years since a little black and white indie comedy from New Jersey tattooed the names Jay and Silent Bob onto the cultural zeitgeist forevermore. But with writer/director/podcaster Kevin Smith mythologizing his youth once again in his latest film, The 4:30 Movie, we thought we'd take this opportunity to see where it ranks amongst the rest of his catalog by ranking all of his movies from Best to Worst. Well, almost all of his movies. Haven

More often than not, comedy sequels tend to fall short of recapturing what made the originals so great. So with this week's release of Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice; we've gathered a list of the 10 Best Comedy Sequels of All Time (even though there's really not a whole lot to choose from). #10. Wayne's World 2 The pacing's a bit sloppy but overall, Wayne's quest to build his own music festival in Waynestock and the new batch of pop culture references we hit along the way make this

#15. Donda 2 Donda 2 is tough to listen to for a number of reasons. Not the least of which being that the only way you could initially hear the album upon it's release was to purchase one of Kanye's exclusive $200 streaming devices that the record was trapped within like some kind of lost relic you downloaded from Limewire in 2003 and is now forever housed in the purgatory of your ancient MP3 player alongside Bright Eyes bootlegs and Jerky Boyz prank phone calls. But even sep

Finally, here we are at the mountain top of the absolute best of the best, gold medal, icons of industry, living legends. The Tom & Gregs of 2023 Movies, I give to you, the Disgusting Brothers: #7. The Holdovers Seasoned television writer David Hemingson, who's worked on everything from Black-ish to American Dad to Just Shoot Me to The Adventures of Pete and Pete, made his feature length debut with this endearing tale of 3 outcasts and their unlikely bond formed over having t

While Nicolas Cage has become something of a mythical living meme machine, it's easy to forget the dude has some legitimate gems under his belt buried in his ever growing filmography. These aren't the "so bad, they're good" list of the most unhinged Nicolas Cage experiences (although it's hard to post a list of Nic Cage films and not even mention Vampire's Kiss or Face-Off); but instead these are The Best Nic Cage Films of All Time. Seriously. Honorable Mention: Leaving Las V

While there were a ton of great records released this year, there were only 9 that qualified for the top tier. The best of the best, gold medalist, Michael Jordans of 2023 albums - worthy of Gordon Ramsey himself dressing them in a Hell's Kitchen black jacket. What, am I the only one that watches Hell's Kitchen? It's not bad. Gordon Ramsey calls people doughnuts for some reason. There's like 20 seasons, you've really never seen it? The finalist get a black jacket...that's wha

If Hollywood were to build a Mount Rushmore commemorating the industry's most prolific filmmakers, right next to Steven Spielberg (or maybe even in front of him) would be the great Martin Scorsese. From his sweeping visionary steady-cam cinematography to his gritty introspective character studies and dissections of moral turpitude - Scorsese has developed one of the deepest and most varied catalogs of work over his storied 50+ year career. And while I truly think there's some

#11. Tenet In a film that's sole purpose seems to be mind fucking it's audience, Tenet feels as if Nolan is actually the one who's in over his head most. The confounding narrative structure paired with an overly dramatic synth score and over the top performance from Kenneth Branagh feel like a desperate attempt in overcompensating for the film's lack of excitement and surprisingly flat action sequences. Instead, you're left with a loud, jumbled mess which even when pieced tog

The final group in our 2022 Year in Tiers recap finds the absolute best of the best, industry standards we'll hold up for future generations to be measured against for years to come. These are the icons. The legends. Like 15 time Hot Dog Eating Champion and the renowned World Record holder for downing 76 hot dogs in 12 minutes - these are the indomitable, Joey Chestnuts of film. #6. Terrifier 2 Yet another instance of a sequel magnifying everything great about it's predecesso

Our very best of the year sit in this most highly regarded of tiers with the most precious of accolades the boring-ass gatekeeping elitist sport of golf can bestow upon you - these are the Gold Jackets. #11. Hygiene by Drug Church Typically the further a punk band strays from their hardcore roots and towards pop sensibilities, the worse their output becomes. But "Hygiene" is far and away Drug Church's most concentrated anthemic effort to date and also, the best album of their

#9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation With the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre's co-writer, Kim Henkel, returning to direct this reboot (remake? sequel? I don't think it knows what it is...) you'd think there would be a little more thought put into the proceedings. But nope. It's obnoxiously loud and overacted, foolishly relegating Leatherface to serving as a cross-dressing henchman while Matthew McConaughey and Tonie Perensky take on the primary villain roles. An

#9. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) I'm so eternally grateful that horror has been able to crawl out from under the daunting black cloud of Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes production company. They were absolutely hell bent on hollowing out every horror property imaginable into a soul-less imitation of it's former self in the 2000's and even though Jackie Earle Haley does his best to try and overcome the atrocious re-design of Freddy Krueger in this mind-numbingly dull remake, t

With creator Don Mancini taking back the creative soul of his murderous killer doll in the form of a hit SYFY series, aptly titled Chucky, we've decided to look back and rank every film in the Child's Play franchise. #8. Seed of Chucky After writing every entry in the series, Don Mancini finally steps in as the director for the fifth entry in the series and while it's kind of endearing to see Chucky's creator seemingly single handedly keep the series alive - this movie is a f

#13. Halloween Resurrection As weird as it is, this was actually the first Halloween movie I ever saw and honestly, I thought killing off Laurie Strode in the opening 15 minutes was pretty badass. It showed that absolutely no one was safe and that Michael was bigger than just his weird sibling rivalry. But looking back at it, the movie's an absolute train wreck in every other aspect and feels as dated as anything you could possibly drudge up from the early 2000's (including S

With Matt Reeve's The Batman introducing us to his take on some familiar faces in the Batman Universe, we thought we'd see where they stack up against the Best Batman Movie Villains of All Time: #20. Colin Farrell as The Penguin (The Batman) Colin Farrell's a phenomenal actor. But I couldn't help but think, "why not just cast a fat ugly guy in this role instead of caking a hunk in prosthetics?" This is America, surely there's no shortage of overweight ugly people out there, r

While he may not be a household name like many of his early VHS generation contemporaries, Paul Thomas Anderson is still one of the greatest filmmakers alive today. And even though he didn't get his long overdue Academy acknowledgement last night (fuckin CODA), we decided we'd still like to honor the phenomenal visionary the best way we know how - by assigned arbitrary rankings to incredible works of art in a sad attempt to spark conversation around actual films instead of th