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Every John Carpenter Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
While Michael Myers may get all the glory, we're taking a look at the man behind the legend - John Carpenter - and the illustrious career he had in the wake of his cultural milestone, Halloween. Carpenter's work behind the camera may only be overshadowed by his work in the recording studio, as he's produced some of the most iconic film scores of the past 50 years and provided multiple generations with the soundtrack to their nightmares. Here is every John Carpenter film ranke
Oct 31, 2024


Year in Tiers 2022 - The Oscar Slaps
On the whole, 2022 wasn't the best year for movies. From tent-pole franchises to indie horror pretenders and lackluster award hopefuls, the year was mostly full of underwhelming output. But while the majority of our 2022 recap resides in the middle tier, these were the bottom of the barrel embarrassments that will haunt you until the end of your days. And even though I'm as tired as you are of hearing about it, there was no more embarrassing moment in 2022 than Will Smith's i
Jan 24, 2023


Every Halloween Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
#13. Halloween Resurrection As weird as it is, this was actually the first Halloween movie I ever saw and honestly, I thought killing off Laurie Strode in the opening 15 minutes was pretty badass. It showed that absolutely no one was safe and that Michael was bigger than just his weird sibling rivalry. But looking back at it, the movie's an absolute train wreck in every other aspect and feels as dated as anything you could possibly drudge up from the early 2000's (including S
Oct 14, 2022


Year in Tiers 2021 - Dan Flash's
The Top Tier in this Year's recap is dedicated to the best of the best, unimpeachable standard of quality set by fashion icon - Dan Flash. These are the industry gold medalists that all of entertainment should aspire to and can be priced at easily over $1000 because of how complex their tapestry of filmmaking artistry has been woven. First up is a sequel to the third remake of a 40 year old slasher movie... #9. Halloween Kills While David Gordon Green's 2018 re-quel garnered
Jan 21, 2022


Top 10 Horror Sequels of All Time
As 2023 is set to bestow upon us a sixth Scream, fifth Evil Dead, second Nun (which is like the ninth movie in the Conjuring universe I think...), tenth Saw, and fifth Exorcist movie - I figured now was a good time to revisit our list of the Top 10 Horror Sequels of All Time. And I gotta mention also, I was incredibly close to bumping out 28 Weeks Later for Terrifier 2 but I'm gonna let it sit for a while and see if I can avoid any recency bias I may be experiencing. But it's
May 24, 2021


Top 10 Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episodes of All Time
Plenty of TV Shows trot out an obligatory holiday special now and again but no one has flourished in the seasonal tradition like the...
Oct 13, 2020
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