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Every John Carpenter Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
While Michael Myers may get all the glory, we're taking a look at the man behind the legend - John Carpenter - and the illustrious career he had in the wake of his cultural milestone, Halloween. Carpenter's work behind the camera may only be overshadowed by his work in the recording studio, as he's produced some of the most iconic film scores of the past 50 years and provided multiple generations with the soundtrack to their nightmares. Here is every John Carpenter film ranke
Oct 31, 2024


Every Halloween Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
#13. Halloween Resurrection As weird as it is, this was actually the first Halloween movie I ever saw and honestly, I thought killing off Laurie Strode in the opening 15 minutes was pretty badass. It showed that absolutely no one was safe and that Michael was bigger than just his weird sibling rivalry. But looking back at it, the movie's an absolute train wreck in every other aspect and feels as dated as anything you could possibly drudge up from the early 2000's (including S
Oct 14, 2022


Year in Tiers 2021 - Ramen Noodles
We've classified the middle tier of this year's recap as the Ramen Noodles. Not bad, filling, and easy to consume - these are the albums that wont inspire much fanaticism, but they'll keep you from starving if you can't afford something with a little more flavor. #76. Crawler by Idles Idles returns with a quick recovery effort in the intentionally understated "Crawler", which contains much less pomp and circumstance than last year's " Ultra Mono " but is also undeniably drab
Dec 15, 2021


Top 10 Horror Sequels of All Time
As 2023 is set to bestow upon us a sixth Scream, fifth Evil Dead, second Nun (which is like the ninth movie in the Conjuring universe I think...), tenth Saw, and fifth Exorcist movie - I figured now was a good time to revisit our list of the Top 10 Horror Sequels of All Time. And I gotta mention also, I was incredibly close to bumping out 28 Weeks Later for Terrifier 2 but I'm gonna let it sit for a while and see if I can avoid any recency bias I may be experiencing. But it's
May 24, 2021


Top 10 Stephen King Films of All Time
#10. Carrie The first Stephen King adaptation to hit the big screen certainly has one of the most memorable finales in all of cinema but the slow build to the final reveal is admittedly pretty grating by today's pacing standards. Especially if you know how things are going to end up, which at this point, who doesn't? But regardless, De Palma crafts an incredibly poignant horror film and brings King's work to the silver screen in explosive fashion. #9. Pet Sematary Much like C
Nov 5, 2019
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