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Year in Tiers 2021 - Hershey Bar
The Middle Tier finds the inoffensive, middle of the road films that can best be described as average or slightly above. Fine. Like a Hershey Bar. There have been so many improvements on the candy bar at this point that a simple chocolate bar pales in comparison. It's still chocolate, it's just not anything to get all that excited about. It'll float around in the candy jar until all the better options are taken. #59. The Tragedy of Macbeth Maybe it's just the apple+ logo that
Jan 19, 2022


The Top 10 Movie Dads of All Time
With Father's Day upon us, we've gone and archived the Top 10 Film Fathers of All Time. There are dozens of TV sitcom dads to choose from (I don't know if I could even pick my favorite of the 4 Modern Family dads tbh) but this list is strictly MOVIE DADS ONLY. And no Darth Vader doesn't count, he went on a tyrannical galactic reign before he decided to keep the Emperor from murdering his own son. #10. John Ritter as Ben Problem Child While Problem Child is definitely the most
Jun 20, 2021


Top 10 Judd Apatow Movies
Rather than just tackling his directorial efforts (of which, The King of Staten Island is set to only be his 6th) we decided to rank the prolific writer/producer/all around funny man's entire catalog of projects he's had some form of contributing towards. Here are the Top 10 Judd Apatow Films of All Time: #10. Celtic Pride Probably the most obscure film on Judd's resume, this hysterical sports comedy about a pair of die hard Celtic fans who set out to get their Jordan-esque a
Jun 12, 2020


The Best (and Worst) Films of 2019: The Bad
The second tier contains films that are decidedly bad but not terrible either. Nobody's first choice but if it's the only thing left in the fridge you'll power through it. These are the Keystone Lights. #82. Hellboy I hate how many unrealized projects Guillermo Del Toro has left by the wayside just as much as the next guy but it was especially painful to see the potential third Hellboy derailed because of this ugly turd sandwich. Del Toro's two Hellboy features are two of the
Dec 31, 2019
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