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Every Christopher Nolan Movie Ranked from Best to Worst
#11. Tenet In a film that's sole purpose seems to be mind fucking it's audience, Tenet feels as if Nolan is actually the one who's in over his head most. The confounding narrative structure paired with an overly dramatic synth score and over the top performance from Kenneth Branagh feel like a desperate attempt in overcompensating for the film's lack of excitement and surprisingly flat action sequences. Instead, you're left with a loud, jumbled mess which even when pieced tog
Aug 1, 2023


Year in Tiers 2022 - Joey Chestnut
The final group in our 2022 Year in Tiers recap finds the absolute best of the best, industry standards we'll hold up for future generations to be measured against for years to come. These are the icons. The legends. Like 15 time Hot Dog Eating Champion and the renowned World Record holder for downing 76 hot dogs in 12 minutes - these are the indomitable, Joey Chestnuts of film. #6. Terrifier 2 Yet another instance of a sequel magnifying everything great about it's predecesso
Jan 24, 2023


The Top 20 Batman Movie Villains of All Time
With Matt Reeve's The Batman introducing us to his take on some familiar faces in the Batman Universe, we thought we'd see where they stack up against the Best Batman Movie Villains of All Time: #20. Colin Farrell as The Penguin (The Batman) Colin Farrell's a phenomenal actor. But I couldn't help but think, "why not just cast a fat ugly guy in this role instead of caking a hunk in prosthetics?" This is America, surely there's no shortage of overweight ugly people out there, r
Apr 19, 2022


Top 10 Threequels (Second Sequels) of All Time
With the most triumphant release of Bill and Ted Face the Music hitting this Friday, we've taken a look back at the most non non non heinous third entries into a series. From Last Crusades to Beyond Thunderdomes, these are the Top 10 Number 3's of All Time: #10. Rocky III For a series that's essentially built around a dopey underdog winning a big fight after a musical training montage, the Rocky series is surprisingly consistent. Part III is no different, this time introducin
Aug 8, 2020


The Best (and Worst) Films of 2019: The Best
Top tier consists of the best of the best, undisputed heavyweight champions of the world. I usually try to keep it to 10 but this year had so many great movies I felt bad leaving 11 & 12 out. So here is the measuring stick all 2019 movies have to be measured against, the Beatles. #12. 1917 There are plenty of war films out there, but none of them look and feel like 1917 does. It's an absolute cinematic marvel, a visual spectacle the likes of which are best experienced on the
Jan 3, 2020


Joker
It took me a minute to sift through my thoughts on this one but I'll try and toss in my two cents without it sounding like more of what...
Oct 16, 2019


The Best Action Movie Franchises of All Time
#10. The Matrix (The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, The Matrix Resurrections) The Wachowski's turned the entire movie industry on its head with the release of the first Matrix film and brought a much needed level of intellect to the action genre after a decade of mindless Schwarzenegger and Stallone shoot 'em ups. But that's not to say that The Matrix isn't oozing with stylish action as well (including pioneering the whole "bullet-time" slow motion craze
May 17, 2019
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